- You must be in the wrong place; the Miss Universe contest is over there.
- Was that an earthquake, or did you just rock my world?
- Can I take a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
- I was just blinded by your beauty so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
- Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
- Hey I just realized you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
- I hope you know cpr, because you’re taking my breath away.
- If you were a new burger at McDonald’s you would be the McGorgeous.
- I’m a thief and I’m here to steal your heart.
- Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.
- I hope there’s a fireman around, because you’re smokin’!
- You’re so sweet you’re giving me a toothache.
- Giant polar bear. (What?) It’s an icebreaker. Hi my name is…
- Hey… somebody farted. Let’s get out of here.
- You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican be crazy!
- Are those space pants? Because your bum is out of this world.
- If you were a dementor, I’d become a criminal just to get your kiss.
- Our parents engaged us when we were little; they must’ve forgotten to tell you.
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Love it. You forgot one though! Did you eat frosted flakes for breakfast? Because you bring out the tiger in me. Oh wait! I have another…do you like water? (Yes) Because I’m 70% water. HAHA! OH! Pickup lines are so great. I especially loved the polar bear one.
I heard a great one the other day…
We were at ward baseball and this girl sits down next to my friend and says something like “I wish I could catch the ball!”. My friend threw a piece of paper in her mitt and said “Try catching this”, proceeded by throwing in a pencil and said, “And this”, and then said, “Oh, and you can write down your number while you’re at it.
I thought it was funny!